Dad’s Day

I asked Mr. Man what he wanted for his grand Father’s Day dinner, and he picked hamburgers. Huh? That means he and/or Jace would be manning the grill because that’s not my territory. If you do a job good, it’ll be yours for life, and I already have enough jobs. So I just tell Merl what a great griller he is, and stay out of the way! Yeah Merl, nobody grills like you……:)

That doesn’t mean I’m completely off the hook. I still get prep, clean-up, and everything else in between. I thought the burgers should have a little sumpin’ sumpin’ so I cooked up some finely diced onions and mixed them into the meat along with some garlic and seasoned salt. (1 tsp per pound). Then just before they were done, we brushed some bbq sauce on and cooked them a little longer until it carmelized. By the time we added bacon and cheese, I could feel a coronary coming on.

While the boys were at the grill, I figured they might as well grill some corn on the cob. Sure, why not? Meanwhile I was inside (where the air conditioning was) frying up some beer battered onion rings. Some of Merl’s favorite baked beans rounded out the meal for him and Jace. Angela and I had some green salad. The boys were welcome to join us, I made plenty, but they were working on clogging all those arteries.

Just ice cream for dessert, because there’s always room for ice cream. My dad said it just melted and filled in all the cracks. Any excuse to eat ice cream would do.

So there you have it. I don’t know if it was a special Father’s Day, but we were all especially stuffed.

Zucchini

Our summer garden is just getting in full swing, except for the zucchini. Those plants passed up everything in the garden. They’re like some weird alien parasite. I can’t stay ahead of them. They spit out more zucchini overnight. If I don’t check on those stupid plants for just one day, I have zucchini of gigantic proportions.

I only have two plants, one green and one yellow. The green zucchini mystifies me. I’ve never seen zucchini that shape. I don’t know what kind they are, but they just look all kinds of wrong. The yellow plant puts out some yellow, some orange. Again, it’s a mystery, but I’m stuck with them for the season. See, look! What is up with those green ones???

I’m giving them away, but they keep getting too big too fast. I’m now on a mission to try to figure out ways to deal with the zucchini onslaught. So far we’ve had them battered and deep fried, pan fried with onions, baked in the oven with Parmesan cheese, baked in a quiche, and packed into some zucchini bread. Pretty much, I’ve just been winging it since I don’t have any zucchini recipes, but if I can figure out what it is I’m doing, I try to write it down for posterity. Started today with zucchini bread. Wish me luck.