Bread Baking Day, Sharing The Dream

OK, I think I’ve finally made enough loaves of einkorn bread that I can tell you how to do it. Funny thing is, I’ve looked a lot of recipes and watched a lot of videos, and everybody does something different. So I have no idea who’s the expert here, but my bread is coming out the same every time, and it’s pretty darn good, so I’ll stick with it.

I had no success making bread without a starter. It was kind of dry and crumbly. So I decided to make a sourdough starter. It wasn’t as easy as making a starter from typical wheat flour. I read posts, watched videos, and my first effort really fell flat.

So I decided to just wing it, and finally ended up with a starter, which I named Betty. Apparently, it’s customary to name your starter, and who am I to buck tradition? So here’s the story:

I knew this teen, tiny, skinny little Italian lady named Betty, and Betty had the most enormous boobs you ever saw. My mom said in high school her nickname was “Bubbles”, for obvious reasons. So when my starter finally started bubbling, I thought of Betty. She must like the name, because so far she hasn’t let me down.

Anyway, first you need to get a starter going, so here’s the link to how I finally managed to make an Einkorn starter.

Once you get the starter going, here’s my recipe for making Einkorn Sourdough Bread.

Getting the starter going is a pain in the butt, but once you get past that hurdle, making the bread is really easy. Just mix up the dough before you go to bed, bake it in the morning. Couldn’t be much simpler.

 

 

The Big Birthday Dinner

Last weekend we fixed our son Jace The Big Birthday Dinner. I figured it would be better than going out, plus we could enjoy a nice day outside with the dogs, setting up an agility course. We set the bar pretty low when it comes to excitement, but that’s the way we roll.

The menu started off with spinach salad and some homemade foccacia. I thought that would be a nice special effort. Then we had prime rib, lobster (for Jace), cedar plank salmon (for Angela, since she doesn’t like lobster), pilaf, & broccoli. Yeah, phoned in sides with that pilaf and broccoli, because I lost the will to cook. Then I forgot to put the pilaf on the table, so we had to eat that all week. Does everyone feel better about themselves now?

Angela brought three types of macaroons, because she’s an overachiever. They were all awesome of course! I made an apple pie because it’s Jace’s favorite, so he could take the rest home and pack on a couple more pounds. He had it all to himself since Angela doesn’t like apple pie. See what I have to put up with here?

Merl and I had been dieting all week, so believe me, there’s NOTHING we wouldn’t eat. Not that that’s any different from any other day, but right about now we’re much more grateful. It sure was tough to send the rest of that apple pie packing.

Anyway, I was too busy to take pictures, but I’ll post recipes for spinach salad, foccacia, and pineapple/bbq glazed salmon. (Decided fooling with the cedar plank just wasn’t worth the trouble!)

Einkorn Bread

 

I’m so excited! I just made my first good loaf of einkorn bread. And let me tell you, it was tough figuring it out. I bought two cookbooks, watched a bunch of videos, & searched the internet.

The first few loaves made using just instant yeast were dense, and sort of dry and crumbly. Not awful, but not my idea of good bread. So I decided to try making a sourdough starter. My first two attempts were a bust. So I bought a proofing oven and decided to give it one more try.

I got no bubbles. It dried out on top. The recipe I found just seemed way too dry. So I added more water, covered the top of my jar with damp cheesecloth, raised the temperature up to 78%, and added a pan of water for extra humidity. On day six I pulled out my jar of starter, ready to dump it down the drain, and hazzah! It was alive!!! I made my first loaf and it’s pretty darn good. I probably have a lot to learn but I’m off to a good start.

So what’s einkorn wheat? And why bother?

I first got interested in einkorn when my friend Jeanne decided she couldn’t eat wheat. I was curious to know if it was gluten she couldn’t eat, or just our modern wheat, so I got a cookbook and made her some banana bread with einkorn flour. She found she could eat that with no problem. So I began learning more about einkorn, and how it’s different from the wheat we’re used to eating.

Einkorn wheat is the only ancient, original form of wheat we have left on the planet, the only form of wheat that hasn’t been hybridized. The rest of the wheat we eat has been selectively bread & genetically manipulated to produce more and larger wheat berries. That makes it much more profitable, but has drastically changed the nature of wheat.

The problem is that man evolved to be able to process the ancient wheat, but isn’t doing so well with the new modified versions. Many people who think they are gluten intolerant are really modified wheat intolerant, and can eat einkorn wheat with no problems. An estimated 6-8% of the population falls into this category.

Einkorn wheat has a very simple structure, with only two sets of chromosomes. Hybridized wheats are much more complex. I would image that is a large part of why einkorn is so much easier to digest. And, when you use a sourdough starter, it makes the bread even more digestible.

From the 1940s to 1960s, higher producing types of wheat were developed to feed a growing population by cross breeding and crude genetic manipulation. The result is today’s wheat that is really inferior in many respects.

Modern wheat has 19-28% lower levels of Zinc,  Copper, Iron, Magnesium & Selenium. Modern wheat has a much higher level of gluten, which makes it harder to digest for people with gluten sensitivity. Einkorn wheat has 3-4 times more antioxidants, particularly lutein & zeaxanthin, which may help prevent macular degeneration. Modern wheat is exposed to high doses of gamma and microwave radiation to make it more disease resistant, but doctors are concerned that this may create carcinogens and toxic chemicals. Einkorn wheat is being grown primarily in Italy, and without the use of pesticides. Most of the wheat we eat has been bleached, which lowers it’s nutritional value even more. At least, buy flour that hasn’t been bleached!

If you want to try einkorn, Amazon is probably your best source. It isn’t cheap, but seems like it might be worth it. Demand is growing, so hopefully production will also increase. Fingers crossed.

It’s a lot different making bread with einkhorn wheat. It doesn’t absorb water as much as our modern wheat, so you need to make dough that’s really wet. With less gluten, it doesn’t rise like modern wheat, but I’ve found it does well if you make your own sourdough starter. It also doesn’t like to be kneaded. Modern wheat requires kneading to develop the gluten. Einkorn just gets tough if you knead it. So there’s a real learning curve but I’m determined to master it. When I do, I’ll pass it along. In the meantime, let’s go taste that bread again. Yum!

 

 

Going full Italian today!

My daughter-in-law Angela has pretty well mastered sourdough bread making. (Or so I’ve heard.) I keep hearing how good it is, but I haven’t even gotten a sample yet, so I have a starter going and I’ll be giving it a whirl shortly. But while sourdough bread is still a questionable adventure, what I do have nailed down is making foccacia.

Now, my Noni made a similar version she called figasa, which were little log shaped pieces of dough fried in olive oil and sprinkled with salt. They were more fantastic than you can imagine, and I haven’t been able to make them nearly as good as she could. But since I can make awesome foccacia, which is the more commonly known Italian bread, I’ll pass it along. Just in case Angela gets tired of making sourdough and wants to go Italian.

 

Chicken Cordon Bleu (sort of)

So I heard my daughter-in-law doesn’t like chicken cordon bleu. Hmmm….. She likes chicken. She likes ham. She likes swiss cheese. So what’s not to like? She’s pretty tough, and I’m taking my life in my hands here, but I decided to screw up my courage and give it a whirl.

I think I got it past her. She seemed to like it. Probably because my version is more Okie, less Julia Child. Pretty sure most anyone would like this. One of these babies, some pilaf, maybe some broccoli just to pretend you’re eating healthy…and you have a real oinkfest. Because there’s gravy. And who doesn’t like gravy? Maybe we should just be real and call it chicken roll smothered in gravy instead of Chicken Cordon Bleu?

Raviolis are a Must!

Making raviolis for the holidays is a family tradition. I’m especially not going to deny my daughter-in-law her Christmas ravilolis because frankly, she’s a little scary and I have strong self preservation instincts. I’m only half Italian, but we are not a brave people.

This year I taught a neighbor and fellow pizano how to make this Italian food of the Gods. I started a day ahead with a little boring prep work for the filling, then Susan joined me the next morning to make magic happen.

I tried my best to take pictures along the way. I didn’t take one of the browning of the onions, parsley & garlic because I was typing this while the were cooking and they got a little, shall we say, extra well done. Nobody wants to see that & I didn’t want to leave any evidence. Hopefully nobody will notice because I’m too lazy to go buy more parsley and start over. Now that’s home cookin’!

I’m hoping people will say, “My, the raviolis are deliciously different this year. They have a subtle, smoky flavor, that really pops!” Well, that’s my fantasy and I’m sticking with it.

Anyhow check out my recipe for Noni’s Ravioli, and hopefully you can make the magic happen for yourself. Just don’t try multi-tasking while you’re supposed to be cooking.

I think I posted a photo of my Noni already, but she was so cute, it bears repeating. Here’s Noni, with me and my Mom at my wedding. Noni was wearing low heels. I was wearing flats. Yes, she was little but she was a MIGHTY fine cook!

 

Turkey Day

I cooked Thanksgiving dinner this year for the first time in 30 years, and it wasn’t a disaster. I didn’t take any photos because I was too busy cooking, but I’m going to post at least a couple of recipes, for cranberry sauce and turkey rub. I don’t want to forget what I put on the turkey because it was awesome.

Since I was cooking everything myself, I thought I’d do as much ahead of time as possible. I’d been eyeballing a recipe for make ahead turkey gravy for a long time, and decided I’d give it a go. It calls for roasting turkey wings with vegetables, then boiling them, then using the broth to make the gravy. Since you can’t buy just turkey wings, at least I haven’t seen them, we got some pruning shears and hacked the wings off of our bird. So yeah, you wouldn’t really want to see photos of my double amputee Thanksgiving turkey. Or maybe you would. Anyway, we carved it up before company arrived, so no one was the wiser.

Back to the make ahead gravy. Sucko. It tasted like carrot water. I doctored it up with packaged gravy mix until it was tolerable, but it wasn’t great. What was great was the broth from cooking the turkey. I cooked it in an oven bag, so there was lots of broth. It tasted amazing and made the best gravy. I didn’t even have to doctor it up to make it taste good. Just thickened it with a little cornstarch. So moral is, there are no short cuts if you want good turkey gravy. Sorry famous chef who shall remain nameless.

And for posterity, I pass along recipes for the turkey rub and easy cranberry sauce.

Smoothies, Starring Gayle & Deann

For those have-to-get-your-butt-out-the-door-in-record-time mornings, smoothies are a good way to go. I’m a big fan of drinking and driving. Only for me, it’s usually Starbuck’s, then I show up for a job with a big coffee stain on the front of my shirt. Always the professional. I’ve been thinking about investing in one of those adult bibs, seriously. But I digress…..

Cousin Gayle sent me the recipe for her daughter Deann’s breakfast smoothie, which will work for our gluten free, dairy free people. My bonus daughter Angela is a big fan of the morning smoothie also. Maybe she’ll share some good recipes.

I saw another interesting take on the old smoothie this morning in a Facebook post. This won’t work with my blender, but might be worth a try if you have one of those old style blenders with the blade that screws onto the bottom.

Supposedly your basic blender blade housing will also screw onto the top of your basic Mason jar. So you fill jars with your cut up fruit &/or veggies of choice and pop them in the freezer for up to two weeks. In the morning you just add milk or your liquid of choice, screw on the blender bottom, and blend your smoothie right in the jar. Be sure to hold onto the jar while you’re doing this! Then you have your smoothie in the jar, ready to drink on the run.

Since I can’t try this with my blender, some intrepid soul will have to try it and let me know how it goes. If it doesn’t go well, remember, it wasn’t my idea. I don’t always do the things I propose, I just propose them.

What Mom was cooking this morning was protein power pancakes. Not going to give regular pancakes a run for their money, but a lot better for you. I always have some protein powder hanging around, also good for sticking in a smoothie, so pancakes are yet another way to put it to use, and a good way to feel better about having pancakes for breakfast, right?

Mug Muffins

I’m really obsessed with the idea of a mug muffin, a single serving tasty treat ready in only minutes, fresh from the microwave. I’m also not really a big fan of breakfast. Sometimes I really love to dig into the whole big breakfast, but on a day to day basis, not so much.

My idea of the perfect breakfast starts with coffee, ends with coffee, with something sweet with no redeeming value somewhere in the middle. Like donuts, scones, cookies, toast. Pretty much anything I can stick in my face that requires no effort, just to keep the coffee company. I know I should be ashamed, but hey, it is what it is.

I am trying to be better though, working on the challenge of having a healthy breakfast, a little tasty treat, while making as little effort as possible. Voila! Enter the mug muffin.

This sounds like a great solution, but execution has proved to be difficult. If it tastes good, you might as well eat a cupcake. If it’s healthy, you might as well eat cardboard. I finally gave up trying other people’s recipes and came up with a banana nut mug muffin that’s easy, healthy, gluten free, and best of all, Mr Man actually LIKES it! Hey Mikey! (If you don’t get that, you’re not old yet.)

So I submit my recipe for a banana nut mug muffin. It firms up a little as it cools off, but who can wait that long? So you pretty much have to eat it with a spoon. It’s soft, moist, sweet, and pretty darn good. It would even pass as a dessert, maybe with a little cream cheese frosting or vanilla glaze. So much for healthy!

Pig Out Night

Mr. Man and I have been on the Whole Life Challenge diet for four weeks now. We’ve been sticking with it and eating only good for you food, but we have some bonus points saved up and we’re going to shoot the whole wad tonight on some fried chicken strips, GRAVY (be still my heart), mashed potatoes, green beans with bacon, cole slaw, and Rice Krispie treats for dessert. Can we eat now????

The point of the “diet” isn’t to lose weight, it’s to eat healthy, leaving out all the most common foods that cause inflammation. Since I’m getting old and arthritic, I’ll have to admit that I really do feel better leaving out dairy, wheat, sugar, soy, chemicals….. but it’s not always easy. Why are all the best things in life bad for you?

You’d think that at least to ease the pain, one might really lose a lot of weight. Mr. Man has lost 16 pounds in four weeks. Me? Not even close. Is that fair? No! So I’m going to drown my sorrows in a glorious feast before getting back on the wagon tomorrow, and I’m not even going to feel bad about it.

It fact, I’m going to feel pretty darn good because Mr. Man’s specialty is fried chicken and gravy. The bonus of having parents raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri! So, I only have to make the sides dishes tonight!

I tried to buy a cole slaw kit in a bag. Yes I did. I’m that lazy! But sadly, I have to resort to making coleslaw from scratch. So since I actually have to make something, I’ll give you my recipe for coleslaw. In case you can’t find a kit in a bag either. Life is hard sometimes.